Wonderful little experiment. This is a perfect example of a game teaching its players how to play. To all the commenters begging for an obnoxious tutorial: that's not the point. If you spend 5 seconds playing you can pretty much figure it out. The challenge comes from trying different combinations of buttons--once you know this the game is nonexistent.
tldr: the game isn't about trying to 'win'. The fun part is learning how to play.